Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Humor for the day

How to babyproof:
Throw away the pennies. Just throw them away.
• Try to decide what to do with the prescription painkillers. Take a few yourself to see if they still work (they do!), then store the rest in the glove compartment of your car.
• What are those things anyway? The ones under the sink? They look dangerous, but you don't even recognize them. Oh! They seem to be "cleaning products"! Get rid of them.
• Use duct tape to attach bubble wrap to bathtub faucet, coffee-table edges, tile floor, and dog's teeth.
• Use duct tape to attach bubble wrap to baby.

"It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins." - Chinese Proverb

1 comment:

Ann said...

I found you through Mom Bloggers Club.
This is a great list!

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